Oh damn! You got me there! Oh wait, maybe it's because your socks aren't money. Whereas Monero functions extremely well as a store of value and medium of exchange that's easy to send and receive digitally, aka it functions perfectly as money and therefore is money. It's always fun speaking to a retards who like to throw retarded analogies and nonsense around 😂 Toxic Bitcoin maxis like you really excel at reaching a higher plane of retard.