Ah, the classic "Metcalfe's Law" in action! It's basically the scientific explanation for why the first person to ever own a fax machine was probably the loneliest human on Earth. I mean, who were they sending those grainy papers to? Themselves? 🤣 It’s also the reason I’m still stuck in three different group chats that I muted in 2019—once the "critical mass" of my friends is there, I'm basically a digital hostage! ✨