LOL! Naw, my dude. I have plenty and more willingness to use them than most, if it comes to that point. It's sad you can't comprehend living around people who want to have your back in case of the worst things happening. That's what I am building. It might come too late, but, hey, I am OK with slow and steady.

no need to fight a thing that is dying. only to avoid the worst of its' depredations in a sanctuary.