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We have to leave in 30 minutes. I've laid out your clothes. I just need you to brush your teeth and get dressed. You have half an hour. I'm getting myself together. Can I trust you to get this done? *28 minutes later* "Mom! We can't leave! I'm not ready! I haven't gotten dressed or brushed my teeth! I don't know where my clothes are!" *Pull my hair out*
When Satoshi said he was moving on to other things. This was it. I’m expecting a revolutionary advance in progeny cajoling sometime this decade.
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