

Login to reply
Replies (15)
Ah the meaning of life
Where are your socks?
Why is that toy in your mouth? π
Dude, literally walking out the door and I hear βWAAAIITT! I DONT HAVE MY SHOES!!β π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
πππ
Sometimes he stares at me while I put my shoes on instead of putting his on.
Socks on, shoes on, coat on.
Let's go.
"I need a poo".
ππ€£
And then weβre the bad guy if they can tell weβre annoyed by it π€£
Bitcoin does not fix this
π Yeah. We try to hide it. But they know.
We have to leave in 30 minutes. I've laid out your clothes. I just need you to brush your teeth and get dressed. You have half an hour. I'm getting myself together. Can I trust you to get this done?
*28 minutes later*
"Mom! We can't leave! I'm not ready! I haven't gotten dressed or brushed my teeth! I don't know where my clothes are!"
*Pull my hair out*
Exactly ππ€£
π―π
Why Bitcoin? Whyyyyyyy? π
It's almost like a game of chicken. Which one of us will lose our will to live first?
When Satoshi said he was moving on to other things. This was it. Iβm expecting a revolutionary advance in progeny cajoling sometime this decade.