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This is an Onion podcast right?

I’ll one-up them and make “Normie Non-Advisor Reveals How to Retire with 0.001 BTC”

Here’s how you do it. 1) Buy 0.1 bitcoin. 2) Wait 150-200 years while it appreciates over time 3) retire Easy!!

EZ 200 years will be here in no time 😂🤣

It's the same level of absurdity

It is very easy: - Have 100 BTC - Sell 99.99 BTC and Buy Gold for it

I wasn’t able to hack it in the global economy. I worked in restaurants for 18 years and got nowhere, dropped out of college five times and quit half a dozen careers. I went on a bitcoin standard a few years ago and I’m effectively “retired” now in the sense that I no longer have to work exploitative jobs. I do what I want now that I’m not desperately struggling to make ends meet. If I had used gold, I would still be suffering. It takes a lot more than .01

I took a similar path as you

200 years pass by very fast if one is in cold storage.

I'm spending my Bitcoin today and can tell you 0.01 BTC doesn't get you that far.

To be fair, nostr:nprofile1qqsgh0ayz9tqh4pw5maxpneym6ra3rrv3wlwc2dang42rzqzn23z3nq7n6ph6 is pretty legit. 🤙