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We’re experiencing a Maple outage. Stand by.

2025-11-02 00:00:17 from 1 relay(s) 4 replies ↓

No maple was harmed.

2025-11-02 00:01:22 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent 1 replies ↓ Reply

Update: Resolved

2025-11-02 00:02:11 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply

You must be a dad

2025-11-02 01:46:31 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent 1 replies ↓ Reply

🎯😄

2025-11-02 01:47:08 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply

Yeah, that's pure high fructose corn syrup!

2025-11-02 02:07:23 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent 1 replies ↓ Reply

The real maple was in the fridge. Not so bad that this one leaked out.

2025-11-02 14:02:52 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply

THE HORROR

2025-11-02 15:06:41 from 1 relay(s) ↑ Parent Reply