wtf are YOU talking about? Stop shouting at me, GFY. If you read the rest of the replies, you'll see I was under the misapprehension the OP was blindly dunking on NYTs without reading the article. I was wrong. No biggie, turns out he's in the minority of people who actually posts headlines they've read, who knew 🤷‍♂️ Incidentally, are you certain kids were eaten? I know of an email here and there which mention it, but would you say you're 💯 sure?