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HODL hodl@primal.net 6 months ago
When I was younger I would always win when we played monopoly. I would always win because I would volunteer to be the banker and then I would cheat by subtly giving myself more than the other players. This is essentially how the economy works.

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tanel _@tanel.org 6 months ago
wait, you cheated?! "it was a democratic decision, everybody agreed to me being the banker, therefore you were fine with me cheating"
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nobody 6 months ago
See i knew Hodl was jewish
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El Gorila 🇦🇷 agustin@primal.net 6 months ago
At least if people caught you cheating, you'd be banned from being the banker again. In the real world, everyone knows they're cheating—and no one does anything about it.
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ronniesamuel ronnie@soundhsa.com 6 months ago
💯 accurate. I have never lost a monopoly game and I played it several times a year - sometimes several times a month - when I was much younger.
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