there was once a man who put lots of money into nazi germany. when that threatened to become a problem, a very smart lawyer friend helped him hide it, and launder his money out. he was also involved in a plot to overthrow the US Government, to install a fascist State. this mans lawyer would later become the first head of the cia, his son would become director of the cia, be involved in the kennedy assassination, the establishment of an opium network and a massive money laundering system, and would later become president. his grandson would go on to become president, pass the patriot act, and lie to start some wars.