You need to lose at least 5 pounds. Start today fatty. You’re letting yourself go & it’s unhealthy. 
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I do actually. Ugh. I blame evening snacks.
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Weak men create bad times. Throw them away. Start fasting.
Just gross. Get better starting today.
Fasting = get faster. 👌🤯🤯
This sounds like an excuse, but I don't want those snacks here, but every few months they start magically appearing again 🤣 (My wife buys them.)
first… stretch 
Thank you for the reminder
Dump the wife.
A man has to have goals.
Don’t deflect with tits. Get on some fasting & shed mothafucka. It’s gross being fat.
You’re a sad man unless you shed at least 5 in the next few months. Don’t let me down.
woman stop playing around 😅
Yep I feel something stretching
Weak men deflect. 🛑
I was about 25 pounds lighter before I met my current girlfriend.
Dating a chef is difficult 😅
Dump the bitch. Or train her to be better.
A man has to have a code. Unless your code is to be a fat shit.
She moved in a month ago 😅
But you’re right…
Gotta be more disciplined.
I’ve been making excuses since July when this happened.
Ready to be better now 💪🏽 
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Sure, but weak men also take one liners too seriously. Whaddya gonna do? 🤷♂️
Excellent. You won this little battle. Now turn this victory into some real change. You can do it. I’ll be waiting to pounce when the time is right. I don’t like to lose. 
Good. I don't start em...
What kind of fasting?
The kind that you don’t eat for a long period of time.
Intermittent as a life style 16 hrs off 8 on, or a few days of water fasting every now and then?
You are right. I could stand to lose 5 pounds (or more). I need to increase my #pickleball playing to 3 times per week, instead of 2.
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Beach body season is right around the corner ⛱️
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I wish. It's 12 in ADL lol.
Male Thong season for you weird Canucks.
Wait... You mean, it's not the norm?
It is not good sir. It is not.
What about this? 
Australia acceptable. Weird people. Weirder than Canada if you can believe it.
Ser with all due respect we are upside down!
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Only $7 loonies, if any Aussies wanna split the cost?
That’s USD = $10.63 to us…yeah…nah! 😂
Oh no, that's Canadian dollars. Our fake money is only a slightly better than your fake money.
It’s all fake to me!