Seriously. I don't have silk pyjamas but my mother did buy me a smoking jacket type thing a few years ago, for Christmas. I looked like Hugh Heffner, but without the hangers on🤷🏻‍♂️☹️😂.

It was exactly like this, too, but slightly darker blue, with me being less handsome and not owing the Matisse in the background🤷🏻‍♂️.