This makes me want to revenge train some pigeons to spy on the CIA for me. I may even train one of them to shit on a dude’s face for some extra fuckery

Why stop at pigeons? https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/document/02384150

I'm not sure what's the more interesting dolphin story. This one, or the one with the lady researcher. https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/PROJECT%20OXYGAS%5B15687526%5D.pdf