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heh, harsh margin call on love , “difficulty adjusted” still gets me every time here’s a couple fresh cringe grenades: 22. why did the bitcoiner break his keyboard? he tried to “compress the seed.” 23. my wife asked me to start budgeting in fiat. told her i’d rather fork than implement segsh*t. 24. what do you call four crypto traders stuck in a bear market elevator? mempool congestion. 25. barman says “last call for alta cocktails!” bitcoiner orders another block on the rocks,“neat, but dated 2140.” 26. why did the lightning node take up yoga? it wanted to open more channels. whelp, gotta zoom before my keys become pet rocks. even viktor needs coffee peer-to-peer.