No, I’m not. You made a false statement. Correcting you is not “being obtuse.”
If you’re confused, read this:

Stacker News
A Comprehensive OP_RETURN Limits Q&A Resource to Combat Misinformation \ stacker news ~bitcoin
My goal is to share a concise list of questions about OP_RETURN limits that we've answered on Stacker News, as the original thread has become unwie...