How smooth are you with pants putting on. One leg at a time, of course, but I like to do it in a fluid motion because of that saying

that's weird John but at least it isn't psycho

Whoa, that’s some next level stuff there!

They obviously do, nobody wants to bend over in tight pants, or roll them up just to roll them back over the sock. Especially female pants like leggins are maddening, high sock has to go first.