“Knife Crime”
Those fucking knives always stabbin people
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Not if I shoot it to death 😃
Never bring a knife to a gun fight 😂
Im old enough to remember when this was literally an article in The Onion
LOL
There are rules? 😳
Sadly yes
some amazing names for the police stations there... can almost hear that northern accent comin through!
The Sudanese youths don’t have guns though, just machetes.
Only the bikies who run all the drugs and run security for the Unions and the Polis have guns.
Pepper spray is illegal, a butter knife will get age verification check at the supermarket, but the corrupt bastards who run the joint have firepower backing them.
How old do you have to be to be allowed to spread butter on your toast?
No-one knows.
You need to ask your state sponsored disability carer to butter toast for you; the public is not to be trusted with butter 🧈
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The world is stupid.