Why would Putin, I mean Trump, do such a thing?!

Kiev is the cradle of the Russian world, perhaps Greenland is the cradle of the Trump world.

Invade first, ask questions later.

He needs Greenland because he wants to make the greatest Epstein Island anyone has ever seen, it's going to be massive. Not only can you rape children, you'll also be able to feed to children directly to polar bears when you're finished with them. That's his dream for Greenland