To avoid being eaten and by accepting this pardon, this turkey must be admitting to have committed a capital offense.
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They were probably Israeli spies.
The first president to snap the turkey's neck will be the first non corrupt president in my humble opinion. Especially if he follows it up by eating a tomahawk steak 🥩
As far as I can tell that's everyone except me.