Thread - Nostr Hypermedia

Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

Wait... Is this a thing? For 1M sats I will send you a personal GM and PV every day until @fiatjaf decides to turn Nostr off. If I miss a day, you get your 1M sats back. 💜🫂🤙🏻 This is a shitpost, but I'm also medium serious.

Seth

I will follow anyone for the right zap amount. Send me 1M ⚡️ and I will say GM to you every day for the rest of the year 😂

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guy guythatsits@nostrplebs.com 9 months ago

Oh, working for that nostr GM truck stop money. I would feel like a dirty girl.

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SoapMiner 9 months ago

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Crusty 👨‍💻 9 months ago

This already exists. Called online girlfriend.

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Rigly 9 months ago

He can turn this thing off? 😱

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Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

I don't think I'm allowed to have one of those.

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Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

C'mon. Pay the zap.

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Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

👀

Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

😂😂😂

Crusty 👨‍💻 9 months ago

Maybe you could be one?

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SoapMiner 9 months ago

What will 21 get me? 🤣🤣

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Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

I don't think I have to even ask permission from my wife because it's Nostr and you don't have to ask for permission here.

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Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

One GM. Check DMs.

Crusty 👨‍💻 9 months ago

Here you could be even the permission itself.

SoapMiner 9 months ago

I'm telling @Katie Ross

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ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt Admin@nostrich.club 9 months ago

I'd make a bot like utoxs GM bot. 🤣

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Crusty 👨‍💻 9 months ago

Shhhh, whats on nostr, stays on nostr

Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

@Katie Ross these were just shitposts I love you I won't make these jokes again I'm sorry 🥹

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Derek Ross derekross@grownostr.org 9 months ago

Oh man. I would have done it manually. This is why you make the big zaps.

SoapMiner 9 months ago

You sound like the EU right now. No daddy Trump, we didn't mean it. 🤣

Crusty 👨‍💻 9 months ago

How could she even prove it was you? Its not like here posts are made with a cryptographic key or something... It could be anyone. Just say it was someone else. 😂

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