2014: "Eating red meat is going to make you fatter, raise your blood pressure, and kill you." 2024: "Eating red meat might make you look better and lose weight, but it'll still kill you sooner." 2034: "Eating red meat might make you look better, lose weight, and live longer, but it'll destroy Earth's climate sooner." 2044: "Eating red meat might make you look better, lose weight, live longer, and rejuvenate the environment, but it'll still mean to kill poor defenseless animals." 2054: "Eating red meat might make you look better, lose weight, live longer, rejuvenate the environment, and is wise stewardship over some of God's creations, but...but...it's still red, and I don't like that color."