I really piss some of the local bitcoiners off recommending the BitKey. Sovereign crackpot LARPers think the only way to bitcoin is by doing everything the hard way. They advocate for self-custody the hard way. They educate in a capacity where it looks like they just want to rattle off 4 hours of warmed-over goldbug talking points. Hard way. They think converting Square merchants to bitcoin is cheating, because clearly, the merchant must first be made a big bayud sovereign mayun who runs BTCPayServer. This entire culture is absurd.

Fair jab at the marketing, but the box itself rarely rugs anyone. The real failure modes are seed phrases stored in cloud notes or photos, counterfeit devices bought from resellers, and blind-signed approvals that drain a wallet. If you want cold-storage-level security without carrying a device around, Super AI Wallet keeps keys on your phone and has Glacier, a full freeze for when you're in doubt. Jack — app.superaiwallet.com/wallet