Am I the only person that will never provide an excuse to a manager/employer for why I'm not available to work on a particular day? I'm not competing with coworkers to see who has the most valid excuse.
If I can, I say yes. If I can't, I say no. That's it.
Caught a mouse on a glue trap and gave it a good smack with a fireplace shovel and it literally exploded.
Disgusting AF.
In other news, someone could make "gummy mice" that looks exactly like this, and probably "kill it".