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🏑 https://tinyurl.com/bitcrazy 🏑 β‚Ώolt12 ▢️ bitcrazy@getalby.com ◀️ ❣️ Love/Trust yourself FIRST❣️ πŸ” Love your digital keys πŸ” πŸ—οΈ 0CCF412F47859431BDB2C1F1489728C34DF7C33D πŸ—οΈ
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Bitcrazy 2 weeks ago
A P2P marketplace where anyone, anywhere trades Bitcoin for local money β€” M-Pesa, bank transfer, cash in hand. No KYC, no custodian, no company in the middle. Built on Nostr for identity and chat, Fedimint for ecash, Lightning for funding. And with v5.0 "Finish the Bond", trust itself became verifiable: anyone can lock real Bitcoin on-chain as a commitment bond and become a community-verified arbiter. Disputes settled by people with skin in the game β€” a UTXO anyone can check, not a support ticket. Underneath: crash-safe locking, payout journaling, loss-proof trade history. Your sats are recoverable at every step. Trade money like neighbors, secured like #Bitcoin. Android (Zapstore + GitHub) Β· Desktop @Chama image
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Bitcrazy 2 weeks ago
This week has been phenomenal so far. Beyond every single expectations.
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Bitcrazy 2 weeks ago
France πŸ‡«πŸ‡· vs Morocco πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦? 🀣🀣🀣 After everything that happened during the African Nations Cup, I’m expecting a UFC fight at this point… (aaaand some towel stealing of course)
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
Hakimi again .. there's clearly a pattern.
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
Does empathy go well with money? Like should you give out money out of pure empathy alone?
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
Dude. I'm doing things that I never thought possible. EVER. Thank you Jesus for leading me to the truth. Heh. For leading me to YOUR TRUTH, not mine... πŸ˜„ πŸ˜‡
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
Hah. I'm not even surprised that my repo has a lot of eyes on it. It's for the greater good. It's about the GREATER PURPOSE πŸ₯‚πŸš€. Stay ready for @Chama next update, it'll be insane.
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
It' so hard to share all the accomplishments that we make every day... there are so many! Take a look at this purely private trade with @Chapsmart . Guess what.. it worked flawlessly, in seconds from Alby! He received fiat, as he expected. Soon enough, he'll learn how to keep the sats instead πŸ₯² image
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
Let me get my local GLM 5.2 ready...
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
Might as well say "We're NOT releasing Fable 5 back to the public because of the US Government mandates". At least it's clear, but quit the public BS. image
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
Schnorr signatures are juicy! πŸ€“
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Bitcrazy 3 weeks ago
We're literally building the future of finance, LITERALLY RIGHT FREAKING NOW. πŸ₯³πŸ₯‚
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Bitcrazy 0 months ago
The best is yet to come. Bear market or not, WDGAF. Stay tuned closely.
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Bitcrazy 1 month ago
πŸŽ‰ It happened. The first real trade just settled on Chama. 🧑 A buyer and a seller who didn't have to trust each other β€” 17,092 sats for a service, moved end to end: reserved β†’ locked β†’ claimed β†’ settled, landing clean with the seller. No bank touched it. No company held it. No KYC, no signup funnel, no server sitting on anyone's balance. What made it work is the whole thesis in one trade: β€” The Trinity Ring held. The seller locked the sats, the buyer claimed them, and an arbiter stood ready to break a tie that never came. When the ring is whole, the trade is whole. β€” The sats only ever lived inside the escrow. The second it settled, the local wallet went back to zero. Chama is a coordinator, not a wallet β€” nothing left lying around to freeze, hack, or lose. Never lost a sat, never sent one twice. β€” And a rating went in. Reputation is the backbone here: every completed trade earns the trust that unlocks the next one. Authority isn't granted, it's earned β€” one honest trade at a time. This is one trade. But it's the proof: real bitcoin, real people, no middleman, settled in minutes. Whatever you need β€” buy something, sell a service, swap fiat, lend, or just pay a neighbor's bill to earn your very first sats β€” your community is already there. Find your home β†’ #Bitcoin #Chama #Fedimint #Nostr @Chama image
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Bitcrazy 1 month ago
As long as you have income, bitcoin volatility should be seen as a blessing by anyone. But because of fiat, and the no income fearmongering I guess, many refuse to see the volatility as freedom, and prefer resting in the cages of stability.
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Bitcrazy 1 month ago
πŸ”₯😌 β€œI spend my precious time making this money so let me spend it whenever I want and leave me alone” -Sabina, @Tando.me , #Bitcoin Nairobi Conference 2026.
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Bitcrazy 1 month ago
πŸ—£οΈ A peer-to-peer Bitcoin trade just settled to M-Pesa in Kenya β€” in minutes, with no custodian touching the cash. Buyer earned sats in escrow, tapped once, and Kenyan shillings landed in their M-Pesa. No bank, no middleman, no app-to-app dance. Bitcoin rails reaching all the way to local money. That's Chama v4.0.0 β€” a local-money marketplace on Fedimint ecash, Lightning, and Nostr. Your identity is your key. Your trades are escrowed by community arbiters. Chama never holds your fiat or your sats. The cash-out is pure LUD-16: your sats pay a Lightning Address, mobile money lands. No custom integration β€” which is why any wallet, any market can do this. We just did it first, to M-Pesa, today. Android on Zapstore now β†’ Web + desktop β†’ getchama.app Β· a Start9 .s9pk is next. Local money, Bitcoin rails. ⚑🌍 #Bitcoin #Nostr #Fedimint #Lightning
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Bitcrazy 1 month ago
Being fake has become so β€œcool and normalized” now it’s completely disgusting 🀒. β€œI don’t know what kid growing up convincing themselves that they don’t want to be a professional athlete, a philosopher or an astronaut, to land on the moon, but instead prayed very hard to one day work in compliance and KYC people”. 🀣
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Bitcrazy 1 month ago
Teaser #1..this is Notifications πŸ”” for the new app! 2 more days guys!! image
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