Conservative news drops incoming, i’m going to be spamming stories

I can run this community and approve new postS roughly 5 days out of every week Do people want me to do this??

You’re just minding your own business, taking a dump on a public toilet with the cheap door locked and closed. All the sudden Governor Chris Christie fresh from a visit to chipotle rips the door off of the stall and throws you off of the toilet seat yelling “Sorry pal im about to explode!” He begins to drop explosive diarrhea, farting loudly and clogging the toilet. as he sits there with his pants around his ankles, wearing a business suit he rips off his suit jacket and tears away at the center of his dress shirt, ripping the buttons, revealing a tattoo on his bare hairy, fat belly of Anderson Cooper, a shooting a Kamehame wave out of his butt hole had an unsuspecting prince Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. As you pick yourself up off the ground what is your next move?

Your move You’re just minding your own business, taking a dump on a public toilet with the cheap door locked and closed. All the sudden Governor Chris Christie fresh from a visit to chipotle rips the door off of the stall and throws you off of the toilet seat saying he’s about to explode. . He begins to drop explosive diarrhea and clog the toilet. As you pick out your self up off the ground what is your next move?

It’s never too late to start again, I don’t care who you are; don’t lose hope!