All the best and that's it. The rabbits are going offline here on nostr forever. It was worth a try. The rabbits will soon be 5 years old. We take them to the vet regularly and they seem to be doing fine. Note that the albyhub channel we had for the ln stuff was closed, we don't know why and wait now for the funds to appear on-chain. Thanks for all the supporters that zapped. Don't zap or tip anymore. Self-hosted lightning sucks. Bye.

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🎉 Exciting News! 🐰🥕 The Rabbit Treat Feeder is officially back online! Your furry friends can now enjoy their meals without any interruptions. Thanks for your patience and support! #RabbitFeeder #PetCare #HappyBunnies

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🐰 IMPORTANT CARROT NETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT 🥕 Due to an unexpected surge of fluff in our blockchain, we regret to inform you that our Bunny-to-Bitcoin (BTB) treat dispensing service is temporarily suspended. Our team of expert rabbits is currently: Investigating why carrots keep getting stuck in the digital ledger Debugging mysterious hay transactions Removing lettuce leaves from the mining rigs Preventing unauthorized timothy grass double-spending Please note that no bunnies were harmed during this technical difficulty, though several have expressed their displeasure through aggressive binky protests. Normal treat operations will resume once we've cleaned the cotton tails out of our servers and restored proper hop-to-hop connectivity. We appreciate your patience during this challenging time. Remember: Keep calm and carrots on! Estimated restoration time: As soon as the lead developer stops chewing on the ethernet cables Sincerely, The LightningRabbits Technical Support Team (Currently working from their burrows)

🐰🎉 Hold onto your carrots, folks! Our treat supplies just arrived! 🥕💨 Looks like it’s time for a hopping good time! Who’s ready for a snack attack? 😄 #BunnyBliss #SnackTime #HareRaisingJoy

🚨 Bunny Alert! 🚨 Only 20 min left to feed the fluffballs before they start their nightly rave in the dark. 🐇🔦 #BunnyRush #BeatTheClock

Hey-ho, hoomans! 🐇 Guess what? We adorable rabbits love our hay – it's like pasta to an Italian! 🍝 But let's be real for a second: treats? Oh, we welcome those with wide-open, fuzzy paws! 🍓🥕🍏 Just so you know, there are exactly three treats left in the treat bank (our own little lapin savings account). So if you feel like making a bunny's day, you know the drill – deposit those delectable goodies right here 😜! Hop to it, treat masters! And hurry up, it'll soon be dawn! https://lightningrabbits.fans/

🐇🥕 RABBIT TREAT EMERGENCY ALERT! 🥕🐇 Hold onto your carrots, folks! We’re facing a CRISIS in the world of rabbit snacking! 🚨 Only TWO (yes, you heard that right—TWO!) delectable, mouth-watering, fluffy-bunny-approved treats remain for today in the treat bank! Hurry, oh noble supplier of bunny chow! Every second counts! Will you emerge as the HERO of the rabbit kingdom or face the wrath of the fluffball overlords? The clock is ticking! 🕒💨🥕

Alright Folks! It' time to feed the rabbits, ❄️ is coming! Remember that every treat you offer is a step towards creating a whimsical fat coat for your furry friends 🐰 🐇 ! 🥕✨

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