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Spotted this in York uk recently: Here’s the link in the QR code in case anyone wants a laugh: https://socialistworker.co.uk/marxismfestival/ It’s amazing how cushy peoples’ lives here must be, that they are coming full circle and desiring to bring about their own downfall For additional LOLs please peruse some of the bios of the speakers(capitalizations are theirs): Rapper and activist Critical theorist Stand Up To Racism Author on Transgender politics and Religion Marxist economist I’m actually questioning how they came up with the capitalization rules for these titles

Luce – Jubilee 2025's Brightest Light Meet Luce, the Vatican's adorable and spirited mascot for Jubilee 2025! Wrapped in a radiant yellow cloak and armed with nothing but the Word of God and a beaming smile, Luce is here to remind us that every day is a good day to read the Bible. This charming character represents hope, renewal, and the joy of faith—perfectly embodying the spirit of the Jubilee. Whether you’re young or young at heart, Luce makes the Bible feel approachable, uplifting, and even a little kawaii. Add a touch of divine encouragement to your day with Luce's cheerful presence! on redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171075780?ref=studio-promote on teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75759603-luce-jubilee-2025s-brightest-light

Freedom Juice – Unbank Yourself Freedom Juice is the official drink of the sovereign individual.
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Fixed my account so now I’m doing all of this on Damus and not primal 👍👍👍👍 all it took was a simple log out and back in with the correct key. 🔑 I’m seriously “that person” who doesn’t see obvious solutions to problems and needs a lot of hand holding, so thanks everyone for being patient with me 😅

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Jazz Juice™ – Now With 100% More Improv Introducing Jazz Juice™, the only beverage that scats back. One sip and you’ll find yourself wearing sunglasses indoors, snapping rhythmically, and calling your cat “cool daddy-o.” Infused with chaotic horn solos, mysterious chord changes, and zero regard for time signatures, this box of liquid swing will have you riffing through your day like it’s a smoky 2 a.m. jam session. Warning: May cause uncontrollable finger-snapping and existential sax solos. on redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171047850?ref=studio-promote on teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75717336-jazz-juice-now-with-100-more-improv

Sippin' on That Brine Like Fine Wine When life gives you lemons, throw them out and grab a juice box of straight-up pickle juice. This classy green carton isn’t for the weak — it’s for the bold, the briny, and the braver-than-you. Whether you're hydrating like a legend, flexing your sodium intake, or just trying to ward off leg cramps and social interaction, this is your drink. No sugar, no nonsense — just pure pickle chaos through a bendy straw. Drink responsibly... or don’t. on redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/171047024?ref=studio-promote on teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/75680190-sippin-on-that-brine-like-fine-wine

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