I was chosen to be one of the first Neura Link patients and I had the operation yesterday. Elon Musk was even there after I woke up from the procedure. But now that the painkillers have worn off, my anus is extremely sore. Should I be concerned?

Bugmen spend half their life doing consumer research, and still have no class or taste.

you can take the normie out of the matrix but you cant take the matrix out of the normie View quoted note →

I am frustrated that the thermostat for my central air is not doing the best possible job of keeping my house cool and dry. I want to upgrade. My system works really good, I just want to upgrade the thermostat and the software involved. Suggestions?

Why are normgroids so apathetic? Anyone care to take a swing? View quoted note →

People judge me because of the occasional typo or missing punctuation mark. I invented the em dash -- the AI learned it from me. I am the first and only person to correctly use a semi colon. If you dont know why I rarely use apostrophes... youre probably poor.

I got shamed for abusing incels. But man are they asking for it. View quoted note →

You are motionless and at the center of all things. If you walk, the universe rotates around you.

One day history will recognize that leaded gasoline was the single most transformative invention of all time. Its one of those "once you see it you can't unsee it" things. The young millenials were thankfully spared, because they took the lead out of gasoline in the 1980s. Remember when you realized that your teachers, parents, and all the adults in society were basically retarded? That wasn't the naivety of youth, they all really had brain damage. Lead poisoning is the most censored epidemic of all time.

I invented "Sorry, not sorry."

I hate war veterans.

Calling for violence is a God given right.

The Jew loves the animosity between the generations. But that doesn't make the accusations untrue. The sickening boomers did sell us out. Of course Gen X and Millenials are just as bad. Theyre all chomping at the bit for their opportunity to sell us out. View quoted note →

The job market has gone absolutely fucking insane. Look at this one... Must have experience operating a crane. Must be able to read blueprints. Must be skilled in concrete finishing. Must be able to weld... $17 per hour? Or this one... 15 years of drafting and technical drawing experience necessary. Must be competent with a suite of 3d modeling tools... $45,000 / year? You could make more working at Walmart. The only explanation i can think of is that these jobs dont exist, are for lying pajeet immigrants, or are for nepotism hires (they may have to advertise the job prior to hiring for legal reasons).

An old friend just text me for the first time in years... asking to borrow $50.. says he will pay me back friday.... wtf? at our age this is pretty abnormal behavior. is this nigga on drugs?

I, fomenter