luxenjoyer 11 months ago

In hindsight I suppose it was a bit presumptuous of Ohtani to assume there would be a society still in place to pay his differed contract. On the other hand it’s all the more reason to want to be on a team that gives you the best chance to win the last ever World Series.

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

This is where I post from

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

Forced to RFK (cook in beef tallow) my carnitas because none of the grocery stores in my neighborhood carry lard.

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

Getting my windows shattered by an angry crowd throwing plastic beads. “Best truck I ever owned!”

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

No matter how many times it shows up with a red underline in my work documents my brain refuses to accept that regarding is not spelled with a “gua” like “guard”

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

Saw the new electric VW Bus in traffic yesterday and honestly it look cool and I want one.

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

Not gonna lie I wasn’t gonna watch the state of union address regardless.

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

I feel like Ghost and Terminator 2 are the 2 titles that are easiest to get on Laserdisc.

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

Found the perfect birthday gift for my wife. shh don’t tell.

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

Going to start a company that sells boxed wine but it ships in a wooden box so you know it’s classy.

luxenjoyer 11 months ago

Is copy and pasting text on an iphone unnecessarily frustrating or am I just old?

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

openvibe keeps crashing and I have no idea why. 🤷🏼‍♂️

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

Worst person you know made a great point:

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

That moment when you realize your parents probably never felt like grow ups either.

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

The guy who they put in charge of cutting off grandma’s social security just ranted on twitter about how white people are lazy. This is going to go terribly.

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

I’m not a 2 pump chump, I’m delivering 8 unregreted user seconds.

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

Showing my wife this product photo like: I’m not the only one who sees this right?

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

We are heading for a Butlerian Jihad but with fake AI.

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

I was talking to my dad today about Luigi Mangione and we both agreed that there is no way in hell we would convict him if we were on the jury. Just a fun conversation starter if you’re visiting the family this weekend.

luxenjoyer 1 year ago

Not sure if I’m not doing the sous vide right or if I just prefer my steak al dente. The sous vide steak is just too soft for me.