First of all… I’m not a #dog owner. I’m a dog hater, although I do actually quite like my friends’ and relatives’ dogs surprisingly. But what really gets on my nerves is the sound of dogs barking, and every time dogs in my neighbourhood seem to go bonkers, I ask myself the same question: does anyone actually like that? I mean, is there anyone who likes barking, who enjoys hearing it, for whom it’s a pleasant sound? I'll never believe that.