Romance novels with baths: She fit comfortably between her 6'4" boyfriends legs and leaned against him while he stretched out his legs.
Me, at 6' by myself in tub: Lies! All lies!!
Just-JenE
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Canadian mom, grandma, and wife. ADHD nerd, Trigeminal Neuralgia warrior, and lover of puns.
Yup, that's about it.🤘🏳️🌈
Gardening: the most relaxing time to be in touch with nature and enjoy the process of growing new life.
Late spring snow
Mother nature: Here! Catch!
#frustration #gardening #outdoor #weather
All nature is beautiful.
Protect all nature.
Deer eat my new trees
Me: Get my gun & make room in the freezer!
"They are low IQ people," is the adult version of, "I know you are, but what am I?"
#uspolitics #trump #childish
Original post: https://mstdn.ca/@edwiebe/116184544431340427 
There was gay or lesbian. Then added bi or trans. Now lgbtqia+
It's long. It confuses hets with a + while at the same time leaving out those who identify as a + term.
Let's start over. Short, simple, inclusive and to the point.
Het. Or Non-het.
#lgbtqia #lesbian #gay #unique #inclusion
For anyone who's family still refuse to think things are going to🔥:
My son's #adhd brain just glitched and he called these nature's corn dogs.
I hereby rename them forevermore.
Nature's corn dogs around my pond. 
Such a talented artist!
#artist #custom #furniture #BritishColumbia #Canada
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Maureen Holtsbaum on Instagram: "Slowly getting things ready for my first show in March. Today I got a couple redesigned done that have been in my list for too long… and got a new plant stand done. Oh… and there’s a surprise cooking on the workbench too!"
18 likes, 0 comments - seadriftdecor on January 30, 2026: "Slowly getting things ready for my first show in March. Today I got a couple redesigned...
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Here we go. Travel advisory to US from our local band office.
#canada #bc #travel #Christofascism #unib 
I always shook my head at the USian impression of Canadian accent as over the top. I've been watching Canadian YouTube channels (so not Americanized media) & suddenly, I'm paying attention.
F**&ing rights, we do have an ally oop sound to us, eh bud.
#accents #Canada #funny
James Bond Villain:
I want world dominance! I will sink to new lows to achieve my evil plans! (Muwhahaha)
Watches news....
Oh come on! That's too far!
Scary thought:
If US wanted to 51st Canada they'd lose a lot of support. But if the "Woke Antifa leader" was Canadian, especially with a false flag event, they'd have a unifying reason. Much like the sudden rise of the Venezuelan "gang members."
🧵
Where are the, "I NEED MAH GUNNS!" crowd now?
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Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social)
I’m still waiting on the “don’t tread on me” crowd to be as mad about armed masked men breaking down doors without warrants as they were ab...
My dog just rolled his eyes at me and thumped his head back on the bed with a huff when I asked if he wanted out to pee.
It's official. I have teenagers in the house again.
#dogs #funny #mornings #family
After years of watching cascading decline of US and the threat to Canada, I have never been more proud of our PM and simultaneously disappointed to say, "I told you so."
#uspolitics #cdnpoli #pmc #davos
🇨🇦A speach for the history books:
“Great powers can afford to go it alone. They have the market size, the military capacity, the leverage to dictate terms. Middle powers do not...