STAY IRRATIONAL AND STACK SURVEILANCE COINS π«‘
Matt O'nostr
nym749271@getalby.com
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Parody is necessary for freedomπ΄ #XMR 8AwxeVJFazg72ZCH72Ff6s6kvvH933FfzXTQNXAzvr4cB4w3ia6fJEVF3Z3ynFaA4j4n3n2e4CpV62SZxrjk78LfVsa9ipe #ZANO alias: nym749271
FEDIMINTS ARE FINE FOR GLOBAL ADOPTION AS LONG AS MY BAGS GET PUMPED, WHY DEVELOP ON CHAIN FUNCTIONALITY WHEN WE CAN JUST RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET AND LIVE IN OUR CITADELS? π«‘
Sick to death of that phrase. It's just as bad as "grok" #BITCOIN



"Yeah #Monero is affordable and private, but did you know that there could possibly be..... AN INFLATION BUG????"


"Everything is good for Bitcoin!" He uttered while smirking at the podcast camera, knowing full well that this was definitely bad for Bitcoin. #Bitcoin
#Bitcoin


When is Michael Saylor getting arrested by the feds?
Congrats to liquid for having no fucking customers while the bitcoin L1 is swamped π 

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE THE MAN WHO PUMPS OUR BAGS WUT IF HE GETS MAD AND STOPS PUMPING OUR BAGS?! π± #Bitcoin 

Left a gift for the waiter. Be the change you want to see in the world πͺ #Goldback 


#RFKStop simping for RFK, it's embarrassing 

The fact that bitcoin is close to 66K and you can send a priority on chain transaction for around 30 sat/vB means a TON of bitcoiners don't actually give a shit about self custody.
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Bitcoiners with 0-1 children who eat soyslop have way more to gain from an appreciating digital gold than Bitcoiners with 6-10 children who feed their entire family Ribeyes and other meme'y expensive meals on the reg. Not trying to make a value judgement on your lifestyle, just pointing out the obvious π
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Using the power of nostr to memorialize the worst bitcoin tweet I have seen in a long while. @Chris Guida https://archive.ph/2024.02.20-173639/https://twitter.com/cguida6/status/1758695501606625533?t=rr8oTH1PH1rF8-Bw-s7c_A&s=19


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