Internal Controls A proactive solution Is always ignored

You can just stack sats Slowly or aggressively Opt out of system #bitcoinhaiku

Firepit night

Every Satsurday I check the sat/cent parity percentage and the below chart reflects those data points from 2022-2025 #bitcoin #satcentparity View quoted note →

At shop getting new tires put on, good thing got that Goodyear coupon lol

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 8.74% Remaining = 91.26% #bitcoin #satcentparity

Family member bought me a fold gift card, let the hours of orange pilling commence lol they were like “it has a bitcoin logo and we know you like that, but we don’t know if it’s a scam or not “

MERRY CHRISTMAS!🎄 Folks, it’s Christmas, a BEAUTIFUL Christmas, maybe the best Christmas we’ve ever had—believe me—and I just want to say a few words. A lot of people are talking about it. Everyone’s talking about it. First of all, to the scammers—SAD! Very sad. All these so-called “Bitcoin treasury companies,” the fake balance sheets, the altcoins with names nobody can pronounce, promising 10,000% returns by New Year’s—total disaster. A complete sham. They come out of nowhere, flashy websites, big words, zero substance. We’ve seen it before, we know how it ends, and it never ends well. Not good! They tell you it’s “the next Bitcoin.” Wrong. There is no next Bitcoin. There’s Bitcoin… and then there’s everything else. Huge difference. Very important difference. And that’s why, on Christmas Day, the REAL Merry Christmas goes out to the Bitcoin-only people. The plebs. Strong hands. Incredible people. They don’t need gimmicks. They don’t need CEOs in suits on podcasts. They just stack, they wait, they understand. Quiet confidence. Tremendous discipline. Honestly? Very impressive. While altcoin promoters are tweeting excuses, Bitcoin keeps doing its thing—24/7, no days off, even on Christmas. Beautiful system. Perfect system. So to the scammers: you’re not fooling anyone anymore. To the altcoins: many are saying they won’t make it. Many smart people. And to the Bitcoin-only crowd: Merry Christmas. You were right. You stayed strong. And let me tell you—it’s going to be HUGE. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL… …but especially to Bitcoin. 🎄₿ Thank you for your attention to this matter

Merry Christmas 🎄🎁🎅

Merry Christmas Eve Hope you all have a blessed day Leave sats for Santa

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The year is 2031, the first game is played at the new Kansas Chiefs stadium, and bitcoin is at 69.420% sat/cent parity Kansas

And now, Deep Thoughts, by Grandpa Sats: If your Bitcoin is on an exchange, you don’t own Bitcoin—you own a promise. And promises are like balloons: colorful, full of air, and always one mistake away from floating off forever. So self-custody your bitcoin, dumbass. #bitcoin

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 8.81% Remaining = 91.19% #bitcoin #satcentparity

Kansas Chiefs (KC) Remove City, its cleaner (and relocate)

Looking forward to some great images of 3I/Atlas tonight and tomorrow Eyes around Leo

I double quantum computing dare you

1st Place chili comp Bragging rights for the next year The apron, my friends

Chili comp tonight Annual friends gathering More habanero

Satsurday sat/cent parity check: Current = 9.03% Remaining = 90.97% #bitcoin #satcentparity