Fine I’ll say it. I think Einstein was a good guy.
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Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives.
i’m sorry america leaves WHO???
I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was uncommon.
I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
RIP, boiled water.
You will be mist.
I’m starting to think the only reason they invaded Diddy’s house was for the oil
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames. The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $57.61.
I remember 2025 like it was yesterday
GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE
Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer.
I accidentally sprayed myself in the mouth with Axe body spray this morning.
Now I talk with an Axe scent.
They own sharpie. Just saying.
My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa.
I have Claustrophobia.
I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it.
But they were just putting words in my mouth.
How many skunks does it take to make a stink?
Just a phew.