A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.
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Our local bridge was closed today.
I still can't get over it
Breaking: The Strait of Hummus is open.
I'm sorry,
but shouldn't British websites use biscuits?
I have a scary joke about math but I'm
2² to say it
Set your wifi password to 24446666688888888 so that when someone asks for your password
you can tell them it's 12345678
YouTube shorts
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages.
This is called the Wurst Käse scenario
If I had a sat for every pun I've posted,
I'd have a pun per sat!
Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
Justice is a dish best served cold.
If it was served warm, it would be justwater.
I just read a very long article on Japanese sword fighting.
Allow me to Samurais it for you
Fine I’ll say it. I think Einstein was a good guy.
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the Ark Hives.
i’m sorry america leaves WHO???
I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was uncommon.
I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.
RIP, boiled water.
You will be mist.
I’m starting to think the only reason they invaded Diddy’s house was for the oil
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.