They own sharpie. Just saying.
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My biggest fear is being trapped in a small room with Santa.
I have Claustrophobia.
I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
When I was little, my parents always fed me alphabet soup, claiming that I liked it.
But they were just putting words in my mouth.
How many skunks does it take to make a stink?
Just a phew.
Two guys walk into a bar.
You would think that the second one would have ducked.
POV: You just hit the @jack pot!
Doctor: I will be delivering the baby.
Dad: Thanks but I’d prefer the baby with a liver
My wife said sex or dex. I am now a millionaire.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.
I said it must be my weekend immune system.
I just bought a universal remote.
This changes everything.
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
He said no.
I taught a wolf to meditate.
Now he's aware wolf.
My niece calls me Ankle.
I call her my Knees.
We’re a joint family.
I have a license but I don't h🥑
IF YOU SUFFER FROM PROCRASTINATION,
READ THIS LATER.
I told a joke about proof-of-stake..
But nobody laughed. It just didn't have enough validators.