Cast iron skillet, fresh eggs, cooked in bacon grease? FUCKKKKKK YEAHHHHHH #healthstr

GOOOOOOOODDDD MORNINNGGGGGGGG #nostr

Raw dogging Costco: Hop into Prius (2007 POS) Drive that baby hard, getting ~35 MPG pedal to the metal. Fuck yah. Line up for gas. Full tank. Don’t even look at the price. It’s basically nothing (2007 Prius POS). Get out of POS, walk to the entrance. Carts are for pussies. Whip out Costco credit card and get that bitch scanned. *BEEP* Costco employee: you’re good. Of course I’m good, I’m a god dam bitcoiner. Walk all the way to the back. Look at the rotisserie chickens for $4.99 Smirk under my breath knowing I won’t be buying anything but a tray of organic pastured raised eggs. Grab the tray of eggs, use only one hand tho. Time to pay, self checkout OBVIOUSLY. Oh shit what is this? Pull out my mother fucking FOLD CARD. What’s that? 0.5% days back on my $14.99 eggs? You fucking betcha, Bitcoin to ♾️ so basically ♾️ cash back. Get my receipt checked at the exit. Stunned look by the receipt checker. “Only eggs?” She said. I nod with a twinkle in my eye. Writes number down on my receipt, throw it in trash immediately. Hop back inside 2007 POS Prius. Eggs secured with seatbelt. Fuck you costco, I only spent $14.99 and got sats back. 😎🤘 #bitcoin #story #sats #costco

Don’t trade one vice for NOSTR. NOSTR won’t cure your doom scrolling. Find something worth your time and build something beautiful. #nostr #bitcoin #happiness

Good morning beautiful people #riseandshine

Hello to all the Nostr converts.

The beautiful thing about Bitcoin is it allows you to buy hope, time, and energy. What an amazing piece of technology. #hope #time #energy

Recovering from that proof of work. Gotta live a long and healthy life to experience the Bitcoin revolution.