The most controversial thing Satoshi Nakamoto, the creator of #Bitcoin, has ever said vs. The most controversial is thing Vitalik Buterin, the creator of #Ethereum, has ever said:

I don’t want to influence the price of #bitcoin but I’m just going to come out and say it… I have secured funding to continue adding $50 worth of bitcoin per day to my treasury for the foreseeable future. Thank you for your attention on this manner.

Two groups of people who have pretty much been right about everything: 1. Alex Jones 2. Bitcoiners Did I miss anyone?

I am a #bitcoin buyer of last resort. I am buying every single day with a timeline measured in decades, not dollars. The goal is simple: the biggest stack possible. The motivation is grandiose: a better future for humanity. My conviction: unwavering. It’s an honour to be alongside everyone here fighting against the parasitic fiat banking cabal. We are winning.

#Nostr feels way more snobby than Twitter… why does no one follow back? I follow as many people as I can to create an interesting feed, I don’t get why so many people will interact but not follow. Maybe it’s just me 🤷🏻‍♂️

There’s some anonymous Twitter account, with zero followers and zero engagement, that accurately predicted the price of #bitcoin for 50 days straight then got bored and disappeared. Two questions: what type of sorcery is this? And which one of you mad lads is this? https://x.com/bitcoinp3000/status/2004194190172020846?s=46&t=s3PCQWX-2CqbMz5SD3NFoQ

Elon Musk said he wanted to be worth $10 trillion dollars. The cool thing about hoarding $10T worth of #bitcoin is that it’s altruistic. It helps to improve the lives of everyone holding bitcoin. Bitcoin turns greed into charity. Name another thing on planet earth that does that.

History will look back on those who held their bitcoin in self custody for several cycles as martyrs. Choosing to sacrifice immediate materialistic gain in order to help save humanity from the evils of the fiat banking system. Don’t let FUD trick you into spending or selling your Bitcoin. HODLing is the most important thing many people will do in their lifetimes.

The way most boomers see housing prices is the way most young people will look at the #Bitcoin price. The neat thing about bitcoin is that you can take it anywhere you go, there’s no maintenance or property taxes, and the government can’t come a steal it away.

Universal high income is just a new term for minimum wage.

The classic, “Hey guys, #Bitcoin will be in trouble in the future! But good news, we can fix it by changing the code and/or you giving me money.” I’ve seen like 4 or 5 of these at the #quantum scale since I’ve been playing with bitcoins. Always a good laugh, but careful not to be tricked into parting with some of your bitcoin.

I was just dancing around the kitchen with my wife and daughter singing “don’t you know pump it up! You’ve got to pump it up!” because of the price of #bitcoin. We were just having fun and being silly. I am so grateful.

The #Bitcoin Meme Treasury would like to announce we have acquired a new meme to be added to the treasury. We now HODL 72 memes at a profit basis of 27,760 zapped sats.

The new #Bitcoin BIPs feel like a bait and switch. We have the classic “quick we need to change Bitcoin code to save it from a problem that doesn’t exist yet (quantum)” vs. “We should freeze some coins update” an idea so obviously bad you are open to accepting the first #BIP.

Working on something cool. #Nostr

#Bitcoin is a tool to save humanity from the death grip of central banking. The end goal is not profit, it’s freedom for humanity.

Bitcoin is not an easy way to get rich quick. Bitcoin is a way to accumulate wealth over time.