Bitch nigga

Fuck everything. I'm in love with a nigger. It's over for me. She's smart and light skinned and good looking but she is still a talking chimp and our children will still be niggers. I am a lolcow. It's all over.

Committing suicide because everyone around me is so morbidly obese.

Am I invisible or just boring? I haven't gotten a single engagement yet.

Me and who?