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oh my God, does he really want me to write a poem about his seasoned wood and how I want to wax it and like everything he’s ever scoped and I mean I already have plans for it I mean in my mind and oh ha ha I see the thing at the oh that’s hilarious all right boys you’re 🤩 View quoted note →

ho ho ho oh, how many days have we rode together in the stream of consciousness having to deal with the new system? #FF5🧜🏻‍♀️ View quoted note →

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#Tiki #ShotOver #Splash 🦹‍♀️%🚀 View quoted note →

@KitKat she's a focus of the @jack lore I've 👀 I’ve arrowed the eyes of the mind, so fucking I have done with that man in our lifetimes, but here’s the thing it wasn’t Jack because I never heard of Jack until I don’t know maybe a year ago View quoted note →

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#TMNP oh my God did I finally just figure out what the furry culture thing is because that’s fucking hilarious by the way put as sidenote I want to make really pretty Merkens and stuff for the goddesses for the divine women. You know what I’m talking about because you’re waiting for her and a few others if I recall and I’m sure that y’all are placed in bed on how the hair is gonna end up so get ready? View quoted note →

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she said she likes to fuck old guys but like you know just deal with that I mean we all have a certain look that we all like you know and that’s just my thing it just happens to be that now some of the old guys are like starting to get in my age range, which is probably been why I am even considering coming out of retirement to play in the cards game because it’s been a really long time I’ve had to do the whole house of cards things and I mean, unless you’re really good at building houses like you know fourth grade champion of the science fair but because your family didn’t have a lot of money you couldn’t go so some other douche ended up winning it why don’t you look up that year, let me see what it was. Yeah, if you know you know. View quoted note →