Me 5 seconds after I put in my two week notice

In my experience, it's not that people hate christ, but that they see the church as a place low-effort narcissists congregate to avoid criticism from outsiders. Even if faith isn't capable of surviving the 'Digital Age' I'm sure it will be replaced by something nearly identical in function and practice Words aren't as important as people give them credit for, just placeholders for ideas, which are much more resistant to adulteration and auditing

Not now kitten, daddy's who the police have dubbed 'The Creampie Killer' and has active warrants in multiple states :marseydiscord:

Bootstrappin' it :marseypikachu:

Umamusume netflix adaptation

People are gonna eat bro alive for this, but women pull this type of shit every day and are applauded for it

White women are so cringe it's turning libtards into fascists

Me right after I disfigure a toddler :marseytunaktunak:

Me applying remotely for the position of CEO at Xerox (back-up dancers sold separately)