based

my new years resolution is to only eat 1/3rd of a haagen-dazs tub in a sitting instead of half the tub.

he used my balls as a fulcrum

Fuck off Piers Morgan yah fuckin Lizard

Our boy is all grown up now

jazz

Tactical retreat to Poland boys

Dire Straits - Single Handed Sailor

little sing song

beat beat boop bop

find enjoyment

i fuckin hate the way youtube comments work. Cant swear to get any feeling across and the message may not have even got through regardless. People all around the world trying to communicate their points properly but are just left with a headache because they never got to express themselves properly