A ballsy entrepreneur named Chad decides to relocate his startup to a new city because his previous one was a total shitshow. He swings by a trendy local bar, known for its sharp-tongued bartender who’s seen it all.
Chad, with a beer in hand, asks the old, grizzled bartender, “So, what’s the deal with the fuckers in this city?”
The bartender, while pouring a stiff drink, shoots back, “What was the deal with the assholes in the city you just bailed from?”
Chad, with a scoff, says, “They were all backstabbing pricks, not a single one you could trust.”
The bartender chuckles, “Sounds like you’re gonna find the same damn thing here, buddy.”
A few days later, another dude, Mike, rolls into town with his startup. He’s all about that positive energy, ready to shake things up. He walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, “What’s the word on the street about the people here?”
The bartender, cleaning a glass, asks, “What was the vibe with the guys in your last city?”
Mike grins, “They were fucking awesome, man. Helpful, creative, all about teamwork.”
The bartender, with a smirk, says, “Well then, you’ll probably find these bastards just as cool.”