One of those weeks where decades happen.

I’m getting to the age where I say “I’m getting to the age where…” a lot more frequently.

Pro tip: Go on a shopping spree and treat urself. Then let buyer’s remorse set in and return it all and then feel so much better knowing that you’re saving all that money. It’s basically a win-win.

What do you do when you’re wearing a motorcycle helmet and u have to sneeze? Asking for fren. thx

Today i learned my local asian supermarket has an ‘american food’ aisle.

TIL motorcycle insurance is cheaper if ur married. Apparently being single is a risk factor for Geico 🙄

The quickest path to fame is to make a scene on an airplane. 100+ppl all sitting down with nothing better to do to other than whip out their phone and press record 🍿

Geolgists are the most down to earth ppl i’ve ever met.

There is no second best

Gavin Newson never ceases to amaze to astound me. absolutely insane.

Puts on Gavin Newsom.

Puts on fog machines

“Bring the full tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. And thereby put me to the test, says the Lord of hosts, if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour down for you a blessing until there is no more need. I will rebuke the devourer for you, so that it will not destroy the fruits of your soil, and your vine in the field shall not fail to bear, says the Lord of hosts. Then all nations will call you blessed, for you will be a land of delight, says the Lord of hosts.” ‭‭Malachi‬ ‭3‬:‭10‬-‭12‬ ‭ESV‬‬

You can take from this world it’s joys and fleeting pleasures but give us Jesus, our future hope and our greatest treasure the fulfillment of out greatest expectation.

what’s your’re excuse you got a broken heart or are you just thirsty too?

this digitol life don’t keep you warm.

Proof of work

Proof of work

Finally figured out how to add my Strike Address. Anyone wanna zap me something smol so I can see if it works?

Atleast FedEx doesn't disappoint.