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I'm a blank canvas. Scribble some knowledge on me I can built a self portrait from.
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
At this point I can't believe in aliens because America would have found a way to send them our tax money.
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
My whole department just got laid off. Now what....
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
I painted my laptop black, so it would run faster, now it just doesn't work. πŸ˜…πŸ€£
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
The military's latest recruitment slogan: 'Join us and lose all your weekends!' We went from fighting for a cause to playing pawns in a game of dollar-driven Risk - and you get to be the cannon fodder.
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
Zapping a post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
If you're working on paying off debt, the only time you should see the inside of a restaurant is if you're working there. Restaurant food is entertainment. It is not a necessity. I love a good restaurant, and I’ve got nothing against the industry. The problem, though, is that people are struggling to pay their bills or set aside something for retirement because they’re eating out all the time. Most folks simply don’t realize how much money they throw away by heading to the drive-through for lunch or going out to dinner β€œonce in a while.” I want people to enjoy life, and a great part of that can be going out and having a meal with your family and friends. Just don’t do it when you’re broke.
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
15 years when Suicide Silence said: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! THIS IS NO HALLUCINATION! THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE BECOME! 😎
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
While most are striving to make 8 figures, I'm just trying to stack one.
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πŸ‘» 1 year ago
It's impossible to grow without offending people.
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