The founding fathers would fuck up some Flock cameras.

Since we all have a meeting through lunch tomorrow, they decided to send everyone a Uber Eats gift card so that everyone could get lunch. Of course, since they didn't bother to tell anyone ahead of time, everyone flagged it as a simulated phishing attempt.

My ears are still ringing from the Tomahawk / Melvins show on Monday.

There needs to be a word to describe that feeling you get when you realize the content you've been consuming is just slop and you have to re-frame how you think about it.

All I'm saying is: Has anyone ever actually seen Daft Punk and Sleep Token in a room at the same time?

Despite being perfect for it, I don't think I would want to wear a stillsuit to a concert.

For the short time that Supergirl was on Earth, she had to have absorbed a lot of pop culture to be able to make all the references that she does. It seems odd that despite all of that, she didn't feel any real kinship for the planet.

If anyone is concerned about having your bitcoin stolen, send me your seed phrase and I will confirm for you if you have lost all your money or not. (/s)

There is no time so utterly wasted as the half hour before you have to leave to go somewhere.

I would like to extend my deepest apologies, when the bear said to me that preventing forest fires was my sacred duty, I didn't really take him seriously. I was just a kid at the time and it seemed ludicrous to me that the protection of the forest from fires would fall on me and me alone. Frankly, I've done almost nothing in all this time to stop forest fires aside from the basic fire safety caution. I now realize my grave error. I'm still not sure how I'm meant to do this. I assume it's some sort of a "chosen one" type thing. Was I supposed to have a medallion or something?

Listening to first graders talk about the OG games of Roblox...

#Detroit

If I have a bottle of pancakes and bacon whiskey, that's a breakfast drink, right?

The screen on my steam deck hasn't been working for months but it worked docked. I went to restart it today and the screen popped right on. 🤷

Plot idea: A superhero's identity is revealed by tracing a series of suspicious bets on an online betting site.

They just pushed back the restoration of my electricity by another day.

One of the downsides of having a homelab is that you're kinda screwed for content while you wait for DTE to restore power.

What having my lollipop eaten by an owl taught me about the value of evidence-based research.

The problem with standing right behind the dude in the wheelchair at the Suicide Machines show is that you are in constant fear of being pushed into him as the circle encroaches and sometimes you have to try to redirect the chick that is crowdsurfing right at you. I threw out my back.

The problem with putting 7 Ska bands on the same bill is that by the time you get to the headliners, you're too heat-stroke-y to really enjoy it. All in all, it was a blast.