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bitcoin maximalists are all lying scum
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goatmeal 2 days ago
block the stream and sell liquid. the BCH people were completely right about blockstream, segwit, lightning, crazy luke, all of it. you rewarded them with pejoratives and expulsion. all it took to convince you was a bunch of low effort forum manipulation tactics. lol
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goatmeal 2 days ago
99.9% chance the "MoE of the future" will be a stablecoin. the fact that it's a stablecoin will be completely invisible to the end user. you can thank blockstream et. al. for guaranteeing this future. there was a tender moment lasting only a few years and they completely ruined it. our toys will remain as an agorist sandbox on the fringes, with most people only pretending to interact. View quoted note →
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goatmeal 2 days ago
jumping spiders are not creepy. you can leave a jumping spider alone even if you don't like spiders. jumping spiders are allowed in the ethnostate. if someone got reincarnated as a jumping spider they probably didn't even do anything that bad. I'd still love you even if you were a jumping spider.
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goatmeal 2 days ago
I want Spark and Arkade to die. They are centralized money parking lots sitting next to LSPs. Exactly the same retarded idea as liquid+boltz combo wallets. They exist to justify lightning, and they are needlessly complex because they are trying to emulate covenants. This is the ugliest and stupidest way to achieve UTXO sharing. View quoted note →
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goatmeal 2 days ago
The complexity of lightning is absolutely staggering. It has an unbelievable amount of technical surface area. You have been papering over it and hiding this complexity from the user behind centralization and central points of failure. It has spawned the most disgusting anti-bitcoin things conceivable in an effort to justify its own existence, and now all of these abominations are exploding and collapsing under the weight of the hidden complexity. PLEASE stop. It's been ten years of this shit. You are starting to learn the hard way. This is your final chance to admit you are wrong about lightning and leave it behind before it hurts even more people.
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goatmeal 3 days ago
rootstock getting shitloads more attention now. @Nuh must be over the moon
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goatmeal 5 days ago
toxic BTC maxis don't know what good looks like anymore. at all. the past couple of months should be proof of that. it's not even that fucking hard. just return to first principles and stop being a hypocritical sellout retard.
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goatmeal 5 days ago
I've been saying liquid is a stupid idea for a long time now. that includes aqua wallet, bull bitcoin wallet, misty breez, boltz, and whatever is trying to replace boltz. it's all garbage. please stop using fake sidechains.
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goatmeal 6 days ago
why are women fascinated with narcissism and armchair diagnosing all different kinds of men with it all the time? like why narcissism in particular? why are they so fixated on attaching this label?
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goatmeal 1 week ago
I need someone to drive to my house right now and bring me a bottle of riesling
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goatmeal 1 week ago
why do people think anyone wants to see their stupid wordle grid thing pasted all over the place? it's like seeing zyn pouches stuck to the bathroom wall. I don't want to see it.