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Oyl Miller
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🎥 Writer | Creative Director
🏃♂️ Former @WiedenKennedy—crafted ads for @Nike
🏀 Bridged sports and Web3 with @nbatopshot and @dapperlabs
📌 Early @Pinterest adopter—1MM+ followers and counting
⚾️ Tried out as a pitcher for @MLB—threw heat, caught dreams
₿ Spotted Bitcoin in Tokyo, circa 2010—early observer, forever curious
I created a fake ad agency.
I staffed it.
I gave it opinions.
I handed it a Super Bowl brief and documented what happened.
Happy Super Bowl ad season to those who celebrate.
From the completely fictional boutique shop, apparently known as "Agenency."
Why is my feed full of free solo videos now. I have zero interest in watching.
Happy 2026 all
Looking to build out my Q1 client list.
I have no desire to make a video of myself, let alone with an AI version of myself.
Happy Corporate Holiday Messaging Season to all who celebrate! @CocaCola @McDonalds
Is this place just bots and admins now?
Submission sent: @1BillionSummit. 🚀
Making an 8-minute film with 100% AI tools right now feels like flying the first plane at Kitty Hawk. It’s shaky, it’s raw, and it’s difficult.
But it flies.
This isn't just a contest entry; it's a benchmark for what's possible today vs. what's coming tomorrow.
The era of the 3-second random AI clip is over. 📉
I just submitted an 8-minute, narratively connected film to the @1BillionSummit contest.
Is it perfect? No. We are incredibly early.
But it proves that AI isn't just for 'content' anymore—it's for storytellers.
Were Andy Warhol’s photocopies of other people’s photos, art?
You can’t cancel Bitcoin.
You can’t blacklist Bitcoin.
You can’t fire Bitcoin’s CEO.
It doesn’t have one.
That’s the whole point.
Bitcoin is the only asset in history that gets stronger every time someone tries to kill it.
You can’t sabotage something with no headquarters.
Banks can conspire. CEOs can panic. Analysts can whine.
Bitcoin doesn’t care — it has no boss to intimidate.
Good luck attacking decentralization.
If every CEO on Earth held an emergency meeting to “stop Bitcoin,” Bitcoin wouldn’t even notice.
Try coordinating against something that doesn’t need coordination.
AI is art because it isn’t art.
AI makes art the moment you decide it doesn’t.
AI is art—if you’re looking. And not art—if you’re not.
When BlackRock, Fidelity, ARK, etc. buy Bitcoin, that is real BTC leaving exchanges forever.
You cannot manipulate physical supply in the same way you manipulate paper futures.
Wall Street accidentally made Bitcoin stronger.
I’ve found that posting my silly little experiments in AI video do two things consistently:
1. Lose me followers
2. Lead to new work opportunities
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