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Stupid Fucking Retard
HumongusChungus_at_poa.st@mostr.pub
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They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.
Be me Member of the CIA Interrogating Radical Feminist "Admit it! You are sexually aroused at the thought of men having sex with young girls, but at the same time filled with jealous rage because you believe, correctly, that young girls will always be more beautiful than you! Your Matriarchal terrorism has no virtue! You can't force us to abide by your molestation and statutory rape laws forever! My ancestors came to this country to escape matriarchal tyranny! Tell me the truth terrorist!" "Fuck you gross man pig" *radical feminist bites down on her tooth* cyanidecapsule.exe *radical feminist dies* ~five minutes later~ *militant feminists blast through the wall with det cord* "We are women hear us roar! In voices too loud to ignore!" *activates self destruction sequence* *jumps out the window* *building explodes behind me while I walk away* *I live to fuck Lolis for another day* Image related image
I don't make poasts for you, I make poasts for me, if you happen to like and share those poasts, that is just collateral damage on the invasion of Israel. Everything is groovy like a vinyl album. Hail Hitler. image
I don't always encounter Niggers on the Fediverse, but when I do, I respond with EXTREME PREJUDICE. :cross_ortho_wooden1: :1488: :israel_burn: :watabit: :awoo: image
I would raid area fifty one naked with a flame thrower if it meant I could travel back in time to become the smartest man in ancient egypt and marry the pharoah Image directly related image
If you are bored, check out this group on Gab. I used to be the only person to use this group, but now that Grab charges to poast images, I will use this group no more. gab.com/groups/12193
Half of all marriages end in being happily married for the rest of your lives. Take a chance. Get married. Start a family. God wants you to be happy.
I'm not gonna lie I have schizophrenic memories of being Dead Pool and it's pretty awesome You are never really a fully fledged schizophrenic until you start having memories from movies and television shows
A household should not be a liberal democracy, a household should be a patriarchal theocratic dictatorship. It worked great for millennia, it can work great again.
Bet dollars to doughnuts that one third the Fedi's Lolicons and Shotacons are Catholic Priests The other two thirds are public school teachers Public School Teachers commit UHHHHHOHHH at ten times the rate of Catholic Priests
Reject this world, because you do not belong to this world. The kingdom of Christ is in heaven, and you belong to Christ. Your home is in heaven. image