Life goal: Koi pond. Check. ✅ Of course ORANGE Koi, as befits a #Bitcoiner ₿😜 #pondlife #koi #orange #carp #garden #pond

Today, I put down my #lightning #node. RIP It was bleeding sats, automation does not really work, neither for fees nor channel rebalancing, there are no useful tools for channel discovery (“which channel should I open so my routing gets better?”), etc. And I do not have the time and patience to “learn to code” and babysit that thing around the clock. So - emptied it, invested the sats in a decent ponzi, and will feed the results back into my #coldcard.

If you are bad at swimming, grow a beer belly, errrr, some sort of “buoy” that keeps you afloat. This variant of water chestnut shows how it’s done 😆👍 #pondlife #waterplants #pond #waterchestnut

Cleaning a gun (specifically a handgun) is a strangely satisfying ritual. Well-oiled, frictionless function and reliability the result. My CZ, my cello and my espresso maker are definitely the cleanest and best-maintened items in my messie household 😅😂 #guns #cz #maintenance #cleaning

Water poppy. So cute. For now sitting in a container, soon in my Koi pond. #PondLife #pond #Koi #flowers #nature

Recently started a new pond (for Koi). Heavy rain = lot of soil wached back into it, algae growing like crazy. Sprayed about ONE litre of EM (effective microorganisms) on the water/algae. 24 hours later: pond back to normal. WOW. #pondlife #koi #ema #pond

While the orange jew doubles down on burning the world to ashes - I keep hodling, planting trees, playing with my dogs, and not giving too many fucks. Humans gotta human. And the Persians will take care of these retards. Focus on the things that matter, not the madness they create to undo your mind.

Any Linux distro that actually implements this “age verification” bs is an automatic uninstall, rm -rf, GFY

I assume Nikita Bier, the drunk zio propaganda enforcer on X, has a little less influence here? Account locked in 3….2….1…. Oh, look. Nothing happened.

Fuck the #pope. Any pope.

I guess I will take my “hateful” conduct to other places, then. Fuck #Twitter AKA #X aka #freespeech #honeypot . Pater #nostr it is.

Pope down, Bitcoin up. Decent day so far.

Culturally appropriated pagan fertility bunny does not give a fuck about certain fairytales.

You torture a person, no matter what they have done: you deserve to die. 
You rape a person or a prisoner, no matter what they have done: you deserve to die. 
You allow it to happen while you are in a position to stop it: you deserve the same fate. 
You are a people and make systematic murder, rape and torture your culture: you deserve to get wiped off the face of the earth. 
Period. 
“Israel” - I hope to see the day where you meet your demonic maker, the sooner the better.

Very patiently waiting for the supertrend to break upwards and this very unepic 2025 #Bitcoin #bullmarket to resume…

Yeah, well, that did not work. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Stay away from #Finexbox - can confirm what others have reported many times already: they ignore withdrawals, do not respond via email or Telegram, and simply steal your coins. So even if they are the last place to "trade" certain shitcoins - avoid these scammers!

High #bodycount = garbage human. Does not matter if male or female. Never met an exception in my whole life. They all have an annoying, disgusting energy that only appeals to primitive brain stems with zero self-awareness. Has nothing to do with “#morale" or #religion.

I fully expect to lose some precious sats while I experiment with this 🙈😂 - but at some point you just have to tinker and run your own #Bitcoin #LightningNetwork #Node Currently testing, but will be online for a long time, Starlink willing, and capacity will increase over the next days. Connect a channel, if you like: 03ce6f7b7cbf90dd7ec4db740bffb52b0ef2f0f53ced6d0284358e9b14c604aa08@ollf56vjyfp7knegtldixcpbzbgchq4kvjsffxgvlonxudzuh3dy3sqd.onion:9735 #newnode #southamerica #paraguay #lightning

Probably a good time to mention my recent blog post “How to survive a Bitcoin Bull Market - in 7 easy steps” (zero ref links or other crap inside) May it help you on your journey through dips and pumps towards unfazed peace of mind and financial independence. Have a great Buy the f’ing Dip Day! 🖖🏻 #Bitcoin #BTC #Trading #Mindset #HODL https://www.martin-the-wanderer.com/how-to-survive-a-bitcoin-bull-market-in-7-simple-steps/