Paying with Bitcoin at a Swiss grocery store 🧡 For the next generation, this is just normal.

🇨🇭 Swiss innovations vs innovations from the EU 🇪🇺

I’ve moved on to other things. Grateful for the time, the people, and the lessons at @Relai 🇨🇭 💙 As Relationship Manager for Relai Business and Relai Private, I had the chance to help onboard hundreds of businesses and HNWIs into Bitcoin, be part of the go-live of the Relai Private & Relai Business web app and take order processing from manual handling to automated trading, build the CRM system from zero into a solid HubSpot CRM platform with automations and clean data, and add some signal (and noise) through shitposting and Bitcoin-native marketing 🚀 Now it’s time for the next chapter, including building @21Bitfluencers, THE Bitcoin Marketing Team 🧡 Onward, and Happy New Year to everyone 🫡 P.S. You can still use the code SWISSHODLER for lower fees and more Bitcoin with Relai.

FCK LinkedIn 🤡🌎

Actual footage from me telling my family about Satoshi at the Xmas dinner 🎄😅 #bitcoin

Happy Xmas, plebs 🧡 #bitcoin

You can and should do as much good for Bitcoin as possible, but remember: Bitcoin doesn't care.

Back in 2017, researchers at the Bank of Finland called Bitcoin something unusual: a revolutionary monopoly protocol. Their point was simple. You can’t really regulate it because no one is in charge. The rules are baked in, and no central authority gets to change them. They also noted that transaction fees aren’t dictated by miners or any central body. Users decide what they’re willing to pay, which makes top-down control basically impossible. That’s the core of Bitcoin’s resilience. Consensus, not permission, keeps the network running and protects it from being bent, captured, or shut down.

Lessons learned in real life: Never be passionate about a company if it’s not yours. Only be passionate about Bitcoin.

Lessons learned the hard way in life: Never be passionate about a company you don’t own. Only Bitcoin deserves conviction.

$2.6B on OnlyFans = fiat brain rot. High time preference. Instant gratification. No proof of work. No future. Bitcoin is patience weaponized. Buy Bitcoin instead.

As I’m poor as fck in this clown-world fiat system and can’t stack as much Bitcoin as I’d like, I’m auctioning off my @Relai 🇨🇭 Satoshi ice hockey jersey - one of the cleanest pieces of Bitcoin merch out there. This is a personal sale; highest bidder takes it. What’s it worth to you? P.S. If you’re stacking in the meantime, code SWISSHODLER gives you 10% off Relai fees 💙

GM! Actual footage of a shitcoiner finding out:

This was the last time I ever walked into a bank to ask permission to use my own money. That was the day I became my own bank. You can do the same with a @BitBox 🇨🇭 Use code SWISSHODLER for 5% off your Swiss-made hardware wallet:

BitBox shop 🛒

Official store for BitBox hardware wallets and backup accessories

These anti-ram bollards - the kind you usually see at German Christmas markets - have now made it to Switzerland. Thank you, clown world, for these beautiful ‘necessities’ in the brave new Europe 🤡🌎 This is probably one of those things even Bitcoin can’t fix…

This explains why Solana is gay AF 😂

Your government hates you.

This is what Proof of Work looks like. My daughter @TeenHodler and I have a weekly routine of going to the gym and doing squats, pull-ups, bench presses, and deadlifts. After the workout, we eat a healthy meal with lots of protein 💪 Bitcoin is not only about stacking sats like a madman. It’s also about longevity and a healthy, strong body.

Do you agree?

This is why the EU sucks so much.