Why did the skeleton go to the gym?
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To get to the core of the problem.
Dad Jokes
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
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He couldn't see himself doing it.
How do cows stay up to date?
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They read the moos-paper.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
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It’s fine, he woke up.
Why don’t birds use social media?
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Because they already tweet enough.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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A satisfactory.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
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Twister.
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
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Because they are shellfish.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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It got mugged.
Why do melons have weddings?
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Because they cantaloupe.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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A palm tree!
Two goldfish are in a tank.
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One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
How do you weigh a millennial?
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In Instagrams.
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
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To change its jockeys.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing
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but he said it’s just a bug going around.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
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A blood orange.
Did you hear about the famous Italian chef that recently died?
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He pasta way.
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter on his fishing rod?
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To catch a jellyfish.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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Because they lactose.
Why did the orange stop rolling?
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Because it ran out of juice.