I'm not anti-social.
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I'm just not user friendly.
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How do you know if a joke is a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
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What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
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A ball hog.
Why are mummys scared of vacation?
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They're afraid to unwind.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?
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The space bar!
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
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Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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Sir Render.
I am such a good singer that people always ask me to sing solo
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solo that they can’t hear me.
How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
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Pick a cod, any cod.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
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He couldn't see himself doing it.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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A labracadabrador.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?
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She was a roman catholic.
I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once...
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It was Everlong...
Why couldn’t the leopard hide?
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Because he was always spotted.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
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When it becomes apparent.
Why did the skeleton skip the party?
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Because he had no body to go with.
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?
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The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.
Why was the stadium so cool?
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Because it was full of fans.
I visited a weight loss website...
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they told me I have to have cookies disabled.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
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Because they’re afraid of the mouse.