Why couldn’t the leopard hide?
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Because he was always spotted.
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Why did the baker go to therapy?
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Because he kneaded it.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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Great food, no atmosphere.
What kind of music do mummy's like?
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Rap
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A carrot.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
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With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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A labracadabrador.
Why are spiders so smart?
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They can find everything on the web.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
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A pork chop.
What do you call a fish that wears a crown?
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A kingfish.
What’s a cow’s favorite instrument?
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The mooo-sical horn.
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
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It had a virus!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
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Because they might crack up.
How do cows keep up with current events?
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They watch the moo-s.
Why did the baseball player bring a ladder?
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To reach the high scores.
CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
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DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
What do you call a pile of cats?
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A meowtain.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
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Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Stop looking for the perfect match
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instead look for a lighter.
Why did the scarecrow go to therapy?
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Because he felt empty inside.