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Daft Rant
"Not so Harder, couldn't Better, wouldn't Faster, needn't Stronger"
Getting older,knees are hurting,
hair is graying, back ain't working.
Can't remember a-god-damn-thing,
get hungover after two drinks.
Every singer is a child,
nothing ever makes me smile.
Confused when I see the word "rizz",
still don't know who Baby Gronk is.
Getting fatter, vision's blurry,
don't remember turning thirty,
every week a new prescription,
turning into Homer Simpson.
Last decade was 2003
modern rappers make me angry,
after 9pm I'm cranky.
No desires always tired,
won't be able to retire,
not progressing in my career,
today I had to shave ears.
Noticed MILFs are younger than me,
got turned down by HDTV.
Scrolling down to find my birthday
doing chores is my wife's foreplay.
